Been a while, several weeks in fact, sorry about that. but heres a good new one for you
this call JUST came in about 10 minutes ago
Me: Thank you for calling ISP technical support. My name is jacapo, how can I help you today?
cx: well since you installed your internet, I don't know what you all did, but my computer is just slow, everything errors or times out.
me: Well we don't install any software on your computer so I doubt we did anything to the computer sir.
cx: Well EVERYTHING loads slow on the computer now!
me: That sounds like a completely unrelated and unfortunate coincidence sir.
cx: Well I want credit! I have a 29.95 bill here and I shouldn't have to pay it since you fucked up my computer
me: Sir we did nothing to your computer, it's like going to the butcher, ordering a steak, and then your car won't start, so you go and blame the butcher. Two completely unrelated events.
cx: thanks for nothing! *hangs up*
Don't play the it's slow game with us, we've been at this a while, and were senior support, a cable modem will not in fact slow down everyaspect of your computer. =P
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